Hey you look like a drunk on the go, heres a collapsable shot glass.
No, I won’t catch a grenade for ya. Why would you even ask that?
We can’t all be Bruno Mars.
I made the mistake of letting my wife see the logo. She doesn’t like it, and since it’s easier to pay you to redo it than it is to get a divorce, I’ll need another invoice for the revisions.
(via clientsfromhell)
The beard guide.
Pizza, beer, and boobs. How can you expect a guy not to look.
Well this would of come in handy earlier today…
(Source: ilovecharts)
haha conspiracy theories…
apparently 2001+2011 doesn’t equal 4012 anymore.
WHO KNEW
Another 2001 years to live. Either way, we’d be dead by then. YAY!
FAILS THAT’S WHAT I SAY
This ATM perfectly describes my bank account.
